Monthly Archives: June 2011

“Blame It On The Goose, Got You Feeling Loose, Blame It On Patron, Got You In The Zone, Blame It On The A-A-A-A-Alcohol…” – Jamie Foxx

Posted on June 27, 2011 by

“Are you fucking serious?” I shouted at him. Some of the production crew, who had been heading to their cars, were now standing in the parking lot staring at us. “Really, Erik? What exactly do you have to lose? Your amazing job as the weekend anchor of the lowest rated newscast in this small ass town? Or your stellar reputation as a pussy in the newsroom?”

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“It’s Much Too Late To Find, You Think You’ve Changed Your Mind, You Better Change It Back Or We Will Both Be Sorry, Don’t You Want Me Baby?” – Human League

Posted on June 24, 2011 by

Too many nights wondering “Does he like me? Does he not like me? Did I talk about myself too much? I probably shouldn’t have slept with him on the first date.”

There’s also too many late nights cyber stalking his Facebook page and trying to determine which girls in his photos are friends, and which ones he has likely slept with at some point. And don’t think I’m crazy—this is fairly common practice for many girls…
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“Was It Something I Said, Or Something I Did, Did My Words Not Come Out Right?” – Poison

Posted on June 23, 2011 by

There was nothing left to lose. After all, my boss had just seen me half-naked, mid…uh, make up with my new boyfriend (that the entire station thought I had stolen from someone else), and as soon as the station heard what happened—I was going to officially become the office skank. What else could go wrong? I’d get fired? Big deal. Continue reading →

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